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*Joke of the week*

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree when his son quickly ran to him and said, "Dad, I just won $100m. I promise you that your funeral will be a big celebration"!.. The dad replied" fool, untie me quickly let's go and celebrate my resurrection πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

Dear guys, if you are sitting next to a beautiful lady in a taxi and she starts smiling at you,... my brother don't smile back.. I repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dear ladies, if a guy tells you to come to his house that he won't touch you, don't panic... My sister, just tell him to come to shoprite that you won't pick anything!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

You called me with a private number and expect me to speak first? We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ€£

Welcome to Nigeria!! Where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

You're 18 yrs old, dating a 62 yr old man and your update says, "I can't wait to see my baby"... My sister, is he your baby or your ancestor πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Even those that drop 10 naira as offering will be claiming that the Pastor is using their money to buy Private Jet... Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Telling lies started from Primary schools with
this song, "I remember
when I was a soldier". When were you a soldier? 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Enjoy the rest πŸ˜ͺπŸ’€of the week & make sure you vote β˜‘ on Saturday oooooooo.
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